BLUE Q I'VE GOT A KNIFE
Just in case anyone was wondering. Our I've Got a Knife Oven Mitt will make damned sure everyone is aware that yes, you possess a blade. For chopping. For slicing. For dicing. For stabbing. Shut up and like the food or be afraid of your ever-present bad mood. As a bonus the mitt is super-insulated, printed in funky lemon yellow and pastel pink, and has a handy hook for easy hanging.