SOCK IT TO ME MENS CREW DAM IT
The river runs right through this green crew sock and these beavers are dam sure they'll stop it. The busy beavers are tenaciously tearing the landscape apart into something more suitable for themselves. Sounds familiar. We can all understand why they'd want this riverfront property, but we're not going to fight a beaver rolling a log for it—are you? Let's just agree to wear these lush men's crew socks and leave these beavers be.
Approximately fits men's shoe size 7-13 and women's shoe size 8.5-14.5.